{"title":"Bath","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"decenter-men-beach-towel","title":"Decenter Men beach towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eDecenter Men funny dark humor feminist beach towel with dark academia vibes. Perfect for those who enjoy unique and edgy designs at the beach. Ideal for adults looking to make a statement while lounging under the sun. Relevant for beach vacations, summer holidays, and pool parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyester for durability and quick drying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton loop backing for softness and durability \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHemmed edges for long-lasting quality \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisture-absorbent material for functionality \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare instructions - Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":52385831846164,"sku":"60163851509070971897","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/15700159489418797976_2048.jpg?v=1776900460"},{"product_id":"ready-when-you-are-beach-towel","title":"Ready When You Are beach towel","description":"This funny revolutionary guillotine beach towel exudes a rebellious and humorous vibe, perfect for those with a sense of humor. \n\nWhether you're lounging under the sun or drying off after a refreshing swim, our tie-dye-inspired beach towel meets your needs with style and comfort. Perfect for adults who appreciate both functionality and unique design, it's bound to elevate your outdoor experiences or make a great wall tapestry. \n\nProduct details\n- Towel measures 30 inches x 40 inches\n- Soft cotton loop backing for comfort\n- Design printed on one side\n- Hemmed edges ensure long-lasting use\n- Highly absorbent material for moisture control\n- Original design copyright Chaotic Good Trouble\n\nCare instructions\n- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. 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It’s a great gift for occasions like beach trips, picnics, or family vacations, and it’s sure to make a statement while spreading joy and empathy.\n\nWhether you're lounging under the sun or drying off after a refreshing swim, our Beach Towel meets your needs with style and comfort. Perfect for adults who appreciate both functionality and unique design, it's bound to elevate your outdoor experiences. Embrace the spirit of fun and togetherness during holidays and celebrations with this essential summer accessory.\n\nProduct features\n- Durable polyester print side for quick drying\n- Soft cotton loop backing for comfort\n- Hemmed edges ensure long-lasting use\n- Highly absorbent material for moisture control\n- Available in two convenient sizes\n\nCare instructions\n- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. 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Gosh, so inspiring when friendships overcome big barriers like the law and basic human decency. That’s why we made this yard sign — to celebrate the bonds of friendship between people no matter how disgusting and depraved they may be! Put one in your yard or the yard of your MAGA neighbor so we can bring the joy of friendship and the knowledge of the chummy relationship between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to as many places as possible.\n\nThis durable plastic yard sign that has a photo of Trump and Epstein alongside the word BESTIES is perfect for putting in your yard -- it's weatherproof! -- or you can leave the metal stakes at home and take it to protests you'll be attending when the Epstein list is leaked and everyone realizes there's a literal p3d0 \/ s*x abuser in charge of a massive grift that's robbing from our communities and every single one of us.\n\nProduct features\n-Towel measures 30 inches x 6 inches\n- Vibrant graphic on one side, soft white cotton loop backing on back\n- Hemmed edges ensure long-lasting use\n- Highly absorbent material for moisture control\n- To reduce fabric waste and the need for inventory storage space, we work with a manufacturing partner to produce and ship each beach towel the moment it's ordered. 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