{"title":"Miscellaneous Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 4 cards, get 1 free! \u003c\/strong\u003eDiscount applies automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fuckin-a-card","title":"Fuckin A card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Fuckin A” is an incredibly versatile phrase. It can express dismay, total apathy, or intense enthusiasm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse this card to convey literally any emotion you would like, using classy gold balloons because that's just how you roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49829475320084,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0100","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/fuckin_a_card_mock_2.png?v=1775164357"},{"product_id":"welp-card","title":"Welp card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eSometimes there’s not much more to say than WELP. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52313955500308,"sku":"CARD-SORY-0005","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/welpmock1.png?v=1775102303"},{"product_id":"flipping-off-planned-parenthood-protesters-is-self-care-card","title":"This Is the Bad Place card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eWhether it’s real or a simulation, it’s the bad place and we all know it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52316808544532,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0106","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/greeting_card_-_CE_product_mockup_3_ba475bc0-0a84-4c90-98da-f22ab2d69a3a.png?v=1775164866"},{"product_id":"same-card","title":"\"SAME\" card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eFeeling like a screaming skull, floating through space and radiating lines of pure stress energy? BECAUSE SAME.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52316866281748,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0107","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/samecardmock2.png?v=1775166744"},{"product_id":"if-theres-anything-ive-learned-from-all-of-this-its-nothing-card","title":"If There's Anything I've Learned From All of This, It's Nothing card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eFeel like everything is pointless, even when you try real hard? Join the club, bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eThis darkly funny card features an original digital illustration with the text: “If there’s anything I’ve learned from all of this, it’s nothing.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52316873163028,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0109","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/anythingivelearnedmock2.png?v=1775166864"},{"product_id":"jesus-shaves-card","title":"Jesus Shaves card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eJesus shaves, so you don’t have to!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52316879782164,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0110","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/jesusshavescardblueflatlay.jpg?v=1775166967"},{"product_id":"blank-inside-card","title":"Tremendous Content card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eWatching influencers run around and consume for views while the system collapses around us gives us a funny feeling. In the Bo Burnham way. The end of the world sure is horrible, but it makes for some TREMENDOUS CONTENT, doesn't it? The dinosaurs would have said the same thing, if they had known how to talk.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52321564197140,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0112","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/tremendous_content_mock_1.png?v=1775239899"},{"product_id":"lets-get-high-and-talk-to-plants-card","title":"Let's Get High and Talk to Plants card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003ePssst. They talk back. 👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eFor the 420-friendly gardeners in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322034090260,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0113","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/talktoplantsblueflatlay.jpg?v=1775240181"},{"product_id":"nothing-about-anything-card","title":"Nothing About Anything card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eFeeling hopeless? Stuck? Wondering why we can’t just do something about ... all this? Same. So much same. Reach out to someone else just like you with this sarcastic card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eFeatures an original digital illustration and the text: There's never been a better time to do nothing about anything.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322049130772,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0116","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/nothingaboutanythingmock1.png?v=1775240429"},{"product_id":"screaming-intensifies-card","title":"Screaming Intensifies card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eDon’t know about you, but the inside of my head is a constant scream these days. Getting louder and louder. Consuming everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eCard features an original digital illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322060140820,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0117","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/screamingintensifiesmock1.png?v=1775240484"},{"product_id":"holy-mother-fucking-shit-card","title":"Holy Mother Fucking Shit card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eThis card says HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT in chunky bright yellow text on top of a vast field of twinkling stars or maybe it's glitter ... we aren't sure and doesn't that make it even more delightful?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eExpress delight, dismay, excitement, or sheer terror — it's up to you with this extremely versatile and profane card.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322065121556,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0118","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/IMG_4417_55f36da7-220f-4d59-a4fa-a06b970cb331.jpg?v=1775240941"},{"product_id":"trifling-bitches-card","title":"Trifling Bitches card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe are all being tested. Some of us more than others. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card features a public-domain illustration of a skeleton kneeling and praying. We've added text that says: These trifling butches are testing me.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322082423060,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0119","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/trifling_bitches_mock_4.png?v=1775324952"},{"product_id":"a-thousand-times-fuck-you-card","title":"A Thousand Times: Fuck You card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one’s sweet at first taste and then a little salty on the finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe big text reads: “I could never say it enough, so I picked a card that says it a thousand times,” while in very subtle text, the background repeats “fuck you.” Because cursing is a love language.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322087338260,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0148","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/thousandtimesmock2.png?v=1775241174"},{"product_id":"everything-reminds-me-of-him-card","title":"Everything Reminds Me of Him card","description":"\u003cp translate=\"no\" class=\"sc-ffa389-0 sc-20afdeee-0 hbLzyY jNMVTE title\" itemprop=\"name\"\u003eThis card features a drawing of a dead pig (by Jean Bernard, taken from the public domain) that's been cut open and quartered upside down. Small text to the side says \"everything reminds me of him.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp translate=\"no\" class=\"sc-ffa389-0 sc-20afdeee-0 hbLzyY jNMVTE title\" itemprop=\"name\"\u003eWe're not going to tell you how to interpret this one. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322089500948,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0300","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/everythingremindsmeofhimmock2.png?v=1775241422"},{"product_id":"everything-reminds-me-of-him-card-copy","title":"He Is Rizzin' card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen Jesus decides to put on the rizz, you best watch out. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is rizzin'. Just in time for Easter!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard features an illustration by Otto Mengelberg (1857), taken from the public domain.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322095956244,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0301","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/heisrizzinmock1.png?v=1775241535"},{"product_id":"should-have-complied-card","title":"Should Have Complied card","description":"\u003cp\u003eMAGA logic: If Jesus would have just complied, he could have avoided that pesky crucifixion!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard features an illustration taken from public domain via the Library of Congress.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322099134740,"sku":"CARD-MISC-0302","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/should_have_complied_mock_4.png?v=1775324832"},{"product_id":"this-stinks-card","title":"This Stinks card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eThe Corpseflower is Planet Earth’s most smelly flower, boasting stink waves that imitate rotting meat. So it’s a natural fit for a funny card marking how disappointed you are in something. Could be for your friend moving away, could be for your friend who's just into weird flowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eFeatures an original digital illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52322120663316,"sku":"CARD-SORY-0006","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/thisstinksmock1.png?v=1775242108"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/collections\/holymotherfuckingshitmock1.png?v=1775242342","url":"https:\/\/shopchaosengine.com\/collections\/miscellaneous-cards.oembed","provider":"Chaos Engine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}