{"product_id":"45-47-flushes-card-copy","title":"45-47 Flushes card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen Donald Trump kicks the (honey) bucket, we are all going to feel so relieved. It will take 45-47 flushes to get that turd down but it'll be a huge relief for us all. You'll want to celebrate with your friends and these cards make it easy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard text details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront: \u003c\/strong\u003eGravestone with toilet and Trump-shaped turd. Headstone text says \"DJT 45-47 flushes.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside: \u003c\/strong\u003eFarewell to the Commanturd in chief, dear pee-der, a true poopulist icon, the people's pissident, Donald John* Trump\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* as in toilet, a thing routinely full of shit\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaotic Good Trouble","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52316650701076,"sku":"CARD-CGT-0100","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/45-47_flushes.jpg?v=1775158992","url":"https:\/\/shopchaosengine.com\/products\/45-47-flushes-card-copy","provider":"Chaos Engine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}