{"product_id":"besties-trump-epstein-beach-towel","title":"BESTIES Trump Epstein beach towel","description":"“I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,\" Donald Trump told New York Magazine in 2002 about Jeffrey Epstein (now known to have been a prolific child rapist and sex trafficker before he died in prison, reportedly at his own hand). \"He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.\"\n\nIsn’t it great to find friend who share your hobbies and interests, like s*xual assault and abuse of minors? Gosh, so inspiring when friendships overcome big barriers like the law and basic human decency. That’s why we made this yard sign — to celebrate the bonds of friendship between people no matter how disgusting and depraved they may be! Put one in your yard or the yard of your MAGA neighbor so we can bring the joy of friendship and the knowledge of the chummy relationship between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to as many places as possible.\n\nThis durable plastic yard sign that has a photo of Trump and Epstein alongside the word BESTIES is perfect for putting in your yard -- it's weatherproof! -- or you can leave the metal stakes at home and take it to protests you'll be attending when the Epstein list is leaked and everyone realizes there's a literal p3d0 \/ s*x abuser in charge of a massive grift that's robbing from our communities and every single one of us.\n\nProduct features\n-Towel measures 30 inches x 6 inches\n- Vibrant graphic on one side, soft white cotton loop backing on back\n- Hemmed edges ensure long-lasting use\n- Highly absorbent material for moisture control\n- To reduce fabric waste and the need for inventory storage space, we work with a manufacturing partner to produce and ship each beach towel the moment it's ordered. That means when you submit your order, this towel design will be manufactured especially for you and shipped to you by the manufacturer when completed. \n- This item will arrive separately from other items in your order. \n- Original design copyright Chaotic Good Trouble\n\nCare instructions\n- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":52689965056276,"sku":"28137342488340378432","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/4562827807849944273_2048.jpg?v=1782164109","url":"https:\/\/shopchaosengine.com\/products\/besties-trump-epstein-beach-towel","provider":"Chaos Engine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}