{"product_id":"divorce-your-republican-husband-tote-bag","title":"Divorce Your Republican Husband tote bag","description":"Deliver a most important message — DIVORCE YOUR REPUBLICAN HUSBAND — in this trendy and durable tote bag, available in three sizes!\n\nWhy would anyone be married to a Republican in 2025, when the party has been captured by a malignant narcissist (and convicted sexual abuser) who's literally the most repugnant person you know. There's no such thing as a moderate Republican in 2025.\n\nRepublicans hate women. Cast off your chains, ladies, and join the movement to liberate all people and create a more just future not led by weird gropey man-babies who compulsively lie. Are we really going to let a reality game show host decimate the American working class for generations? It's literally so embarrassing.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Polyester body for maximum durability\n- Available sizes: 13x13, 16x16, 18x18 inches\n- Design printed on both sides\n- Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength\n- Boxed corners provide extra space for belongings\n- Non-woven laminate inside for easy cleaning\n\nCare instructions\n- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":52700814573844,"sku":"31204542817505801857","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Black","offer_id":52700814606612,"sku":"33648484649125434639","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":52700814639380,"sku":"10386138933479385546","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/20260624231943-1f170232-eb35-61a0-9148-da5cf81137cb.png?v=1782343497","url":"https:\/\/shopchaosengine.com\/products\/divorce-your-republican-husband-tote-bag","provider":"Chaos Engine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}