{"product_id":"fucking-finally-card","title":"Fucking Finally card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe're all counting the days until the king mango clown baby keels over and gives us some relief from his malignant chaos, child abuse, and unending sex pesting. It won't solve everything when he exits this mortal stage, but it will feel fucking great for those of us who manage to outlive him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and plan on having this celebratory card to send around to friends, foes, and everyone in between when Donald Trump finally kicks the bucket and we all get to read that big beautiful obituary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFRONT: \u003c\/strong\u003eIllustration of clown emoji with large blonde Trumpesque hair, on its side with Xs over his eyes. The text framing the clown says \"FUCKING FINALLY!!\" There's a large yellow box behind all the text and behind that there's colorful confetti falling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINSIDE: \u003c\/strong\u003eThat took way too fucking long. Cheers!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaotic Good Trouble","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52316720202004,"sku":"CARD-CGT-0101","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/fuckingfinallyCECGTmock2.png?v=1775159576","url":"https:\/\/shopchaosengine.com\/products\/fucking-finally-card","provider":"Chaos Engine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}