{"product_id":"mediocre-white-men-card","title":"Mediocre White Men card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eYou ever think about how mediocre white men are just out there “well actually”-ing their way through life with wild abandon, failing up and looking down? Yeah. We think about it a lot. And we wish everyone could have that kind of luck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eThis card features original illustrations of three of the most famous mediocre white man of our times — Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Titans of capitalism! Geniuses of invention! Clueless memelords! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eThe text reads: My wish for you is all the luck and confidence of a mediocre white man. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52313081708820,"sku":"CARD-FRND-0018","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/mediocrewhitemenmock1.png?v=1775081876","url":"https:\/\/shopchaosengine.com\/products\/mediocre-white-men-card","provider":"Chaos Engine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}