{"product_id":"old-as-shit-birthday-card","title":"Old As Shit birthday card","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eRemember the good old days when you'd be in your computer's word processing program, trying to make letter-size magic happen, and the little paperclip guy would pop up and start telling you what he thought you needed help with? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eJust imagine if he popped up and could tell people they're getting old. What a hoot that would be! Unfortunately that can't happen and the best we can do is this card.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Engine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52311921557780,"sku":"CARD-BDAY-0005","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/7175\/1188\/files\/Old_As_Shit_by_Chaos_Engine.png?v=1775058675","url":"https:\/\/shopchaosengine.com\/products\/old-as-shit-birthday-card","provider":"Chaos Engine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}