Chaos Engine plans to launch April 1, 2026
April 1 Update: Launch day is here and we've turned on the shop link in the menu! We've added in more than 100 products but we still have more to go because "we" is actually one person and that person didn't get it all organized in time despite spending a lot of time fretting about it. "We" are trying to give that person (us) a break since she/we has/have been sick. Sorry, what were we talking about?
Oh, right. The shop is open! We smoothing out some kinks and tinkering with shipping options and some of the site architecture and organization, so please shoot us a note if you run into any issues.
Keep checking back today, this week, and all month, obsessively, to see what's new. Or you can subscribe to our newsletter and we'll just ping you when everything's loaded in so you don't have to obsess about us and can go live your life, if you're into that sort of thing.
Thanks for stopping by. Be sure to wave if you spot us in the giant cosmic drain we're circling together.
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Feb. 12, 2026: If you're here, you already know: Reality is a complete shitshow and it's time we all stopped pretending otherwise. There is no normal. In fact, take comfort — there never was a normal! There has always only ever been chaos!
That's where we come in
Chaos Engine is an online gift shop that revels in the absurdity of existence through a darkly irreverent point of view. Day after day, the Engine greedily slurps up the mundane yet ridiculous random details of life in a late capitalist dystopia so it can churn and burn that toxic slop and turn it into RAD SHIT: Greeting cards, stickers, decor, clothing, accessories, and other delightful giftables with a sharp, sardonic edge for sharp, sardonic people.
Founded and operated by Nashville-based artist and designer Lindsey Turner, Chaos Engine (originally called Eyedot Creative) is slated to launch April 1, 2026. (We picked that date in case we don't get everything done in time, so we can say it was all a joke. We are either terrible or amazing at marketing! We'll let you decide which it is!)
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Retailers get early access!
We've got brand new products — and more fun new stuff coming! — in our Faire wholesale shop. Try our products in your retail shop risk free, and get access to our new releases before the general public!