We Have Liftoff and We Could Use a Shower
Hello party people and party animals! It's 8:01 p.m. CDT on April 1, 2026, and we finally feel like we have enough shop sections built out to say we've officially launched!
We've been working on getting things in order for this launch for more than a year now, and today we've been at it for more than 12 hours, locked away inside our little office that smells of Ceasar dressing and B.O., but we still don't have everything uploaded to the site. It turns out we had way more bleak artwork in the can than we realized so it's taking a lot longer than we anticipated. Ha ha ha, we've been really depressed!Â
Anyway, we hope you find things here that make you feel seen in this bleak and strange time of ours. If you run into any website weirdness or have questions, shoot us a note so we can troubleshoot! And then come back again some time — we've got tons of stuff in the works that will be ready for prime time soon.Â
It's going to be a weird fucking year! We're glad you're here with us!