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35 AF card

35 AF card

Regular price $5.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $5.50 USD
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35 is a weird age. You're past 30 so you're not a kid, but you're not 40 so you haven't really sailed into middle age. You probably think you've held up pretty well compared to a lot of people you know. You don't realize that the next five or six years of your life are going to take you from adult to elder real fucking fast. You cannot fathom the things that will happen to your pores and your joints.

That's 35 as fuck!Β 

Wish someone a happy 35th birthday with this colorful, funny card they will understand without saying a word.Β 

Product Details

Size: A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"

Inside: Blank.

Paper: Bright white premium uncoated 110lb cardstock

Envelope:Β Comes a white, teal, hot pink, or yellow envelope, depending on availability and our whims on the day we pack your order.

Printed in the USA.

Packaging

Greeting cards are packaged in a cello sleeve to protect them from the elements.

Orders of single cards or a small quantity of cards are shipped in a flat, rigid mailer. Depending on other items in the order, larger quantities of cards will ship in a box or poly mailer with rigid inserts to protect the contents.

Shipping and Returns

Processing times: Cards that ship from our Nashville studio typically get out the door within 3 to 5 business days, and often earlier.

Cancellations: We can often accommodate a cancellation request if we have not yet generated a postage label. Contact us as soon as you know you need to cancel so we can see if it’s possible!

Returns and exchanges: We do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged when you receive it. However, because life is devoid of meaning and we know how important it is to be happy with consumer purchases, we do want you to reach out if you are unhappy with your order for any reason, so we can see how to make it right!

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