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45 AF card

45 AF card

Regular price $5.50 USD
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45 is a weird age. You're past 40 so you're fully middle age, but you're not 50 so you're sort of stuck in the middle of middle age and retirement, right at the time when your brain is starting to lock up and your body hurts all over in a way you can't believe is normal but apparently not something your doctor gives a shit about. You made it this far so you might as well wait for your AARP benefits to kick in.ย 

That's 45 as fuck!ย 

Wish someone a happy 45th birthday with this colorful, funny card they will understand without saying a word.ย 

Product Details

Size: A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"

Inside: Blank.

Paper: Bright white premium uncoated 110lb cardstock

Envelope:ย Comes a white, teal, hot pink, or yellow envelope, depending on availability and our whims on the day we pack your order.

Printed in the USA.

Packaging

Greeting cards are packaged in a cello sleeve to protect them from the elements.

Orders of single cards or a small quantity of cards are shipped in a flat, rigid mailer. Depending on other items in the order, larger quantities of cards will ship in a box or poly mailer with rigid inserts to protect the contents.

Shipping and Returns

Processing times: Cards that ship from our Nashville studio typically get out the door within 3 to 5 business days, and often earlier.

Cancellations: We can often accommodate a cancellation request if we have not yet generated a postage label. Contact us as soon as you know you need to cancel so we can see if itโ€™s possible!

Returns and exchanges: We do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged when you receive it. However, because life is devoid of meaning and we know how important it is to be happy with consumer purchases, we do want you to reach out if you are unhappy with your order for any reason, so we can see how to make it right!

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