Divorce Your Republican Husband tote bag

$24.00 USD

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Size 13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18''

Color Black

Deliver a most important message — DIVORCE YOUR REPUBLICAN HUSBAND — in this trendy and durable tote bag, available in three sizes! Why would anyone be married to a Republican in 2025, when the party has been captured by a malignant narcissist (and convicted sexual abuser) who's literally the most repugnant person you know. There's no such thing as a moderate Republican in 2025. Republicans hate women. Cast off your chains, ladies, and join the movement to liberate all people and create a more just future not led by weird gropey man-babies who compulsively lie. Are we really going to let a reality game show host decimate the American working class for generations? It's literally so embarrassing. Product features - 100% Polyester body for maximum durability - Available sizes: 13x13, 16x16, 18x18 inches - Design printed on both sides - Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength - Boxed corners provide extra space for belongings - Non-woven laminate inside for easy cleaning Care instructions - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

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Processing times: Most items ship within 5 to 7 business days, and often earlier. Certain items that are printed on demand may take longer to produce (depending on seasonal wait times) and may arrive separately from other items in your order.

Cancellations: We can often accommodate a cancellation request if the item has not gone into production yet and/or we have not yet generated a postage label. Contact us as soon as you know you need to cancel so we can see if it’s possible!

Returns and exchanges: We do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged when you receive it. However, because life is devoid of meaning and we know how important it is to be happy with consumer purchases, we do want you to reach out if you are unhappy with your order for any reason, so we can see how to make it right!

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