Fucking Finally card
Fucking Finally card
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We're all counting the days until the king mango clown baby keels over and gives us some relief from his malignant chaos, child abuse, and unending sex pesting. It won't solve everything when he exits this mortal stage, but it will feel fucking great for those of us who manage to outlive him.
Go ahead and plan on having this celebratory card to send around to friends, foes, and everyone in between when Donald Trump finally kicks the bucket and we all get to read that big beautiful obituary.
FRONT: Illustration of clown emoji with large blonde Trumpesque hair, on its side with Xs over his eyes. The text framing the clown says "FUCKING FINALLY!!" There's a large yellow box behind all the text and behind that there's colorful confetti falling.
INSIDE: That took way too fucking long. Cheers!
Product Details
Product Details
Size: A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Inside: This card has text inside. Refer to the listing for details!
Paper: Bright white premium uncoated 110lb cardstock
Envelope: Comes a white, teal, magenta, or yellow envelope, depending on availability and our whims on the day we pack your order.
Printed in the USA.
Packaging
Packaging
Greeting cards are packaged in a cello sleeve to protect them from the elements.
Orders of single cards or a small quantity of cards are shipped in a flat, rigid mailer. Depending on other items in the order, larger quantities of cards will ship in a box or poly mailer with rigid inserts to protect the contents.
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
Processing times: Cards that ship from our Nashville studio typically get out the door within 3 to 5 business days, and often earlier.
Cancellations: We can often accommodate a cancellation request if we have not yet generated a postage label. Contact us as soon as you know you need to cancel so we can see if it’s possible!
Returns and exchanges: We do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged when you receive it. However, because life is devoid of meaning and we know how important it is to be happy with consumer purchases, we do want you to reach out if you are unhappy with your order for any reason, so we can see how to make it right!
