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God Can Handle Full Custody pro-choice bumper sticker

God Can Handle Full Custody pro-choice bumper sticker

Regular price $9.00 USD
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Go ahead and get that abortion, ladies! God can handle full custody. In fact, aborted babies get to skip the line to Heaven and go straight in, whereas babies that die on Earth go to purgatory! That's a hell of a life hack!

Product details

  • Bumper sticker measures 11x3 inches
  • Suitable for indoor or outdoor usage
  • Printed professionally with vivid color and text
  • Original design copyright Chaos Engine/Lindsey Turner
  • We donate to abortion funds and reproductive justice organizations and mutual aid. Your purchase supports that! πŸ–€

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Returns and exchanges: We do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged when you receive it. However, because life is devoid of meaning and we know how important it is to be happy with consumer purchases, we do want you to reach out if you are unhappy with your order for any reason, so we can see how to make it right!

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