Mediocre White Men card
Mediocre White Men card
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You ever think about how mediocre white men are just out there “well actually”-ing their way through life with wild abandon, failing up and looking down? Yeah. We think about it a lot. And we wish everyone could have that kind of luck.
This card features original illustrations of three of the most famous mediocre white man of our times — Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Titans of capitalism! Geniuses of invention! Clueless memelords!
The text reads: My wish for you is all the luck and confidence of a mediocre white man.
Product Details
Product Details
Size: A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Inside: Blank.
Paper: Bright white premium uncoated 110lb cardstock
Envelope: Comes a white, teal, hot pink, or yellow envelope, depending on availability and our whims on the day we pack your order.
Printed in the USA.
Packaging
Packaging
Greeting cards are packaged in a cello sleeve to protect them from the elements.
Orders of single cards or a small quantity of cards are shipped in a flat, rigid mailer. Depending on other items in the order, larger quantities of cards will ship in a box or poly mailer with rigid inserts to protect the contents.
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
Processing times: Cards that ship from our Nashville studio typically get out the door within 3 to 5 business days, and often earlier.
Cancellations: We can often accommodate a cancellation request if we have not yet generated a postage label. Contact us as soon as you know you need to cancel so we can see if it’s possible!
Returns and exchanges: We do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged when you receive it. However, because life is devoid of meaning and we know how important it is to be happy with consumer purchases, we do want you to reach out if you are unhappy with your order for any reason, so we can see how to make it right!
