RIP Trump — Comman-turd In Chief
RIP Trump — Comman-turd In Chief
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When Donald J. Trump kicks the (honey) bucket, we are all going to feel so relieved, like we took a massive collective shit. Celebrate flushing our embarrassing national turd with this rude, hilariously punny card when he finally dies!
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Front: Rest in Piss Donald J. Trump, the Comman-turd in Chief
Inside: Today and from each day forward we shall celebrate the final flush of Poo-sident Donald John* Trump, a man of the pee-ple, a true poo-pulist who called the sharts.
* as in toilet, a thing routinely full of shit
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Product Details
Product Details
Size: A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Inside: This card has text inside. Refer to the listing for details!
Paper: Bright white premium uncoated 110lb cardstock
Envelope: Comes a white, teal, magenta, or yellow envelope, depending on availability and our whims on the day we pack your order.
Printed in the USA.
Packaging
Packaging
Greeting cards are packaged in a cello sleeve to protect them from the elements.
Orders of single cards or a small quantity of cards are shipped in a flat, rigid mailer. Depending on other items in the order, larger quantities of cards will ship in a box or poly mailer with rigid inserts to protect the contents.
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
Processing times: Cards that ship from our Nashville studio typically get out the door within 3 to 5 business days, and often earlier.
Cancellations: We can often accommodate a cancellation request if we have not yet generated a postage label. Contact us as soon as you know you need to cancel so we can see if it’s possible!
Returns and exchanges: We do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item is damaged when you receive it. However, because life is devoid of meaning and we know how important it is to be happy with consumer purchases, we do want you to reach out if you are unhappy with your order for any reason, so we can see how to make it right!
